merry and bright

This post comes to you because I am out shopping…for Christmas, which always turns into Christmas for Mallory, from Mallory.  Why must everything I want be 40% off?  A gift for my brother, a scarf and a belt for myself.  Legos for my niece and nephew, silly putty for yours truly.  Pajamas for grandma…those shoes are awful cute.  This happens.  Every year.  I need horse blinders.  And Sephora….why are you so alluring?  I don’t even know what to do with 88.97% of what you sell.  But I need it.  And if I purchase one more coral colored lipstick from you, I think I will have a complete set.  You didn’t even know you sold sets of coral colored lipstick, did you?

But while I am out power walking the mall, I figured I would leave you with a bit of Christmas fantastic-ness.

P.S.  Next year, I am willing to do someone’s baking if someone would do my shopping…I am kinda only joking.  But not joking at all.

1.  I need to make this, like stat.  Katie…you might have out done yourself!

2.  Candy cane infused vodka, anyone?

3. Sick of pictures of “the elf on the shelf” plastered all over pinterest, facebook, twitter, etc…?  Yeah, me too…but this one is funny.  Elves are a**holes.  (warning, the link contains adult language)

4.  I wanted to make truffles for Christmas, but I have run out of time.  Perhaps New Year’s truffles?

5.  Christmas morning and cinnamon rolls go hand in hand.  Wanna step it up a notch this year?  Pioneer woman has you covered.

6.  O Holy Night might be my favorite Christmas song, it is in the top 5.  But Bing is my favorite crooner.

7.  Dear Santa, I want/need a jar of this.  Love and pretty please, Mallory.

8.  Want to eat your egg nog this year?  I like your style.

9.  Does any kid like Santa or just the idea of him?  Poor Huck.

10.  Snowflake guide.  Yeah, some of us need step by step direction.

11.  I can’t get this movie out of my mind this year.  I had such a crush on him when I was 7.  Or was I 8?

12.  Traveling?  Help pass the time with these two ladies…they will have you literally LOLing.  LLOL?  I don’t know.

13.  This is my kind of flash mob…I am such a Christmas dork.

 

 

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  1. says

    I just want to agree with like, everything in your list. AKA I just watched Home Alone last night for the first time in 10 years (thanks, ABC Family!), then proceeded to walk around the house singing O Holy Night (‘cuz of the scene in the movie), and now I’m going to go eat the last piece of that cheesecake… before going out to dinner. Gluttony.

    P.s. totally make New Year’s truffles… there’s never time to get it all in but truffles are delicious 100% of the time

    • says

      I always say (or think) Because I don’t want to spend the rest of my life wonneridg WHAT IF?..or have a lot of regrets in my death bed but really, deep inside I just want to have FUN! haha I like going against the flow and doing things people say I CAN’T that’s the huge challenge for me in doing the things I do ^.^

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